I'll Tell You Why:
Because you want your ceremony or event to be great! You want it to energize your guests, give them hope, make them happy, make them laugh, then cry, then smile until their faces hurt.
I'm very good at what I do. I love what I do. I'm always trying to improve at what I do.
I'm a trained Celebrant, not just an Officiant. I'm a classically trained actor, and I have years of experience energizing crowds.
I don't use flowery or cliché language, I don't include any religious language you don't ask me to, I'm not boring, I don't do 'cookie cutter' ceremonies, unless you have a cookie cutter company that we need to celebrate somehow. I have a good sense of how long a ceremony should be and I know how to make you look gooooooood.
I know how to make every single guest at your wedding overjoyed that you are getting married.
And I do all of this with you - you help me write your ceremony.
I've officiated weddings in the classiest hotel venues and most casual barns. I've married people on sidewalks, in parks, on boats, in blazing heat, pouring rain and a raging blizzard. I've done ceremonies in all kinds of weather, in all kinds of situations, and I'm equally comfortable in front of 5 people or 500 people. I'm even comfortable in front of 505 people.
Rachael Ray hired me to officiate weddings on her TV show four years in a row. Joan Rivers hired me to MC her dog's funeral on her TV show. A wedding client hired me to lead a memorial for her colleague at the U.N.
I'm funny. I use of couple-specific humor in ceremonies as a strategy, a mentalist trick: if I make your guests laugh, they'll like me, and if they like me, they'll listen to me. They'll pay attention. So when I switch gears and get serious about how beautiful your relationship is and how marvelous it is that you are getting married, they'll listen. They'll cry. They'll buy you a house.
I am more expensive than others - the way champagne is more expensive than Diet Coke.
I bring so much more value to ceremonies than most people believe possible. I love it more than I can explain. I am one of the luckiest people in the world.
Your wedding ceremony deserves to be as great as the rest of the wedding.
In fact, the rest of your wedding will be better if the ceremony starts it off right.
I'm very good at what I do. I love what I do. I'm always trying to improve at what I do.
I'm a trained Celebrant, not just an Officiant. I'm a classically trained actor, and I have years of experience energizing crowds.
I don't use flowery or cliché language, I don't include any religious language you don't ask me to, I'm not boring, I don't do 'cookie cutter' ceremonies, unless you have a cookie cutter company that we need to celebrate somehow. I have a good sense of how long a ceremony should be and I know how to make you look gooooooood.
I know how to make every single guest at your wedding overjoyed that you are getting married.
And I do all of this with you - you help me write your ceremony.
I've officiated weddings in the classiest hotel venues and most casual barns. I've married people on sidewalks, in parks, on boats, in blazing heat, pouring rain and a raging blizzard. I've done ceremonies in all kinds of weather, in all kinds of situations, and I'm equally comfortable in front of 5 people or 500 people. I'm even comfortable in front of 505 people.
Rachael Ray hired me to officiate weddings on her TV show four years in a row. Joan Rivers hired me to MC her dog's funeral on her TV show. A wedding client hired me to lead a memorial for her colleague at the U.N.
I'm funny. I use of couple-specific humor in ceremonies as a strategy, a mentalist trick: if I make your guests laugh, they'll like me, and if they like me, they'll listen to me. They'll pay attention. So when I switch gears and get serious about how beautiful your relationship is and how marvelous it is that you are getting married, they'll listen. They'll cry. They'll buy you a house.
I am more expensive than others - the way champagne is more expensive than Diet Coke.
I bring so much more value to ceremonies than most people believe possible. I love it more than I can explain. I am one of the luckiest people in the world.
Your wedding ceremony deserves to be as great as the rest of the wedding.
In fact, the rest of your wedding will be better if the ceremony starts it off right.
