Christopher Walkin':
Take a CHRISterical tour: always more hysterical than historical.
I am a licensed NYC Sightseeing Guide, and I love walking around this incredible city. I've lived in NYC since 1992 and I'm still learning all of its charms. I'm a professional wedding officiant who has married people all over the country, I'm a former Wall Street guy, and I'm a no-longer-aspiring actor. I'll show you the sites you want to see and the sites you never knew that you always wanted to see.
We'll have a fun time together and I'll keep the history lessons to a minimum.
We'll have a fun time together and I'll keep the history lessons to a minimum.
Private Tours available!
Half and Full-Day. Contact me at 718-222-0110 or email at [email protected] for details
Half and Full-Day. Contact me at 718-222-0110 or email at [email protected] for details
Aisle Be There: A tour of NYC's many elopement and small wedding locations, focusing on the many spots within Central Park.
BOOK HERE ON VIATOR | BOOK HERE ON GURU WALK
BOOK HERE ON VIATOR | BOOK HERE ON GURU WALK
Essential Manhattan Tour with a New Yorker: A tour of midtown Manhattan, of the popular, iconic spots and the little-known, New-Yorkers-only spots.
BOOK HERE ON VIATOR | BOOK HERE ON GURU WALK
BOOK HERE ON VIATOR | BOOK HERE ON GURU WALK
Roosevelt Island: A Vacation for the Mind: The best views of New York City are from a teeny island right next to New York City. You never had to travel so little to feel so far away.
BOOK HERE ON GURU WALK
BOOK HERE ON GURU WALK
Quintessential Highline Walk with a Food Finish: repurposing has never been done better than what the Friends of the Highline have done on the west side of Manhattan. Let's walk from the meatpacking district up to Hudson Yards, having a great time along the way. As always, my tours are more CHRIS-terical than historical.
BOOK HERE ON GURU WALK
BOOK HERE ON GURU WALK
Side note: I realize that when people refer to a funny person as 'hysterical,' what they mean to say is 'hilarious.' But since 'hysterical' and 'historical' go so nicely together, homonymically*, I am going with this incorrect phrasing.
*homonymically is not technically a word, but we are in America**, and we are free to make up words. Where do you think all the words in the dictionary came from? At some point, we had no words at all, and someone, probably a cave man, had to come up with the first word, and that cave man had other cave men (and cave women) saying 'that's not a word.' It was all very confusing, and I'm glad I'm alive now, not then.
**at least, I am: you may be somewhere else.
*homonymically is not technically a word, but we are in America**, and we are free to make up words. Where do you think all the words in the dictionary came from? At some point, we had no words at all, and someone, probably a cave man, had to come up with the first word, and that cave man had other cave men (and cave women) saying 'that's not a word.' It was all very confusing, and I'm glad I'm alive now, not then.
**at least, I am: you may be somewhere else.
